This picture above is Bob Varnish trying to find perhaps a little too much meaning in a patch of lily pads out at Lake Tawakanee. He was later baptized in the lake and given the name Rev. Bob Water

This picture is of the 5th Army Battalion on shore leave in Naples, Italy. The whole crew was converted to The Church of the Everday Man in just one evening by Rev. Wilson Munch. Just look at the Holy Spirit pervading the boys!

Rogerson and Hillary Runkle can be seen here at home in the Church basement. Rogerson's a handyman, and Hillary sews a lot.

Here's dear Mrs. Verna Smime with her award-winning flower arrangement from the Church's 7th Annual Pot Luck Dinner and Awards Ceremony. "I can't believe I won," she said. "The secret to beautiful flowers is the fertilizer. I prefer dog shit over any other manure."

Here's Asst. Pastor Ramahdan Hatch, tuckered out after delivering his notorious, and many said, blasphemous, "Grumpy Old God Sermon" last Easter.

Wanda "Dick Mouth" Wortham; reputed to have given more blow jobs to members of the Church than any other person, male or female, known to still be alive. She's living in Tulsa, OK, last anyone heard.