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Rev. Bennie Coffay proudly displaying his new minister's credentials back in the Fall of '77. Bennie and Rev. Kyle Hatch met up in San Francisco in the early '70s and later made quite a team of street preachers. They were both still drinking heavily, then, and many people weren't receptive to their message flowing amongst wine fumes from their mouths.

The above picture is of the Rev.--the former Rev., I should say--Claude Hatch, brother of Rev. Kyle Hatch, and now disappeared. This pic was taken at the Wal-Mart in Jackson, WY, shortly after having converted all but two employees to the church. Claude disappeared late last year while attending a ministers convention in Las Vegas; if any of the congregation has any knowledge of his whereabouts, please let us know. Claude is wanted for treason against the church, having run off with about $1250.

The picture below is of the Rev. Dempster

Margaux Dempster, a bitch and a slut, was formerly our dinners coordinator and Asst. Preacher, before running off to Los Angeles and joining that bozo, Gene Scott's congregation. She's a mean drunk and, most likely, will be found in an out of the way bar, downtown somewhere, ordering rum and Cokes by the twos. If anyone comes across her, treat her shabbily. Or simply ignore her; she's no good.

Trinidad, Colorado, the summer of '55. Transexuals passing out literature for the Church. Freddy, Bob, and Cornelius Zunker were formerly identical male triplets! "...The stanger one is," Rev. Hatch once said, "the closer he or she is to the Lord. I like 'em all. Hell ... I like it all!"

Our Overseas Ventures Director, the Rev. Hank "Pickle Pants" Pederson. In this photo, he's gone undercover as an enlisted man in order to gain free passage to Singapore. He was later to learn they were going to Holland, which was fine, too. "His Being's spread everywhere," Rev. Hank preached.

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The minister's credentials can be yours for a minimum donation of $5, and a congregational certificate is always included with any donation of $1 or more. We're also in need of property, used or new cars and vans, and anything else of value that might benefit the Church. E-mail us at churchofeverydayman@lycos.com and tell us what you got.